Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town.
One beautiful Sunday morning she walked down the street to a church not far from her apartment. Gladys was in awe of the big beautiful church building as she stepped inside to attend the worship service.
Gladys however, wasn't too impressed with the sermon. She thought it was kind of boring and, as she looked around the church, she noticed that many of the members were nodding off.
When the preacher finished his sermon he encouraged the congregation to greet those sitting close by. Gladys turned toward the man sitting on her left. He, too, had fallen asleep and was yawning and stretching, trying to wake up.
The man smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile. She then politely offered her hand to him and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."
"You and me both, sister!" the man replied.