EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, and NOBODY.
This is a story about four people: Everybody,
Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done
and Everybody was asked to do it.
Now Everybody was just sure Somebody would do it.
Obviously, Anybody could have done it;
but unfortunately, Nobody did it.
In any event, Somebody got angry about that
because ultimately it was Everybody's job in the first place.
Of course Everybody thought Anybody could do it;
but Nobody actually realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
So… It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when actually Nobody asked Anybody.
Now, I ask you: What’s a BODY to do in a case like this? Obviously, make certain to carry “No Fault” Insurance just in case!!!
Source: You Make Me Laugh, by: Judy Harder,12/27/2008: http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/index.php?action=printpage;topic=5664.0