While on vacation recently, I discovered that a member of my extended family was putting something in her hair in order to allow the sun to lighten its color. As might be expected, I immediately began to pick at her, reminding her of all the now famous “blonde jokes”, and of the inevitable reduction in brain power she was about to suffer as a result of her actions.
This past week has been a down time for my own brain as well. Having taken a little time off in order to “get away from it all”, I have not done much critical thinking myself. Thus, I have not put a lot of thought into my blog for today either. I decided, rather, to post a little humor in the form of a joke – one not requiring a lot of brainpower.
Therefore, with apologies to all blonde headed persons everywhere, here it is: the best “Blonde Joke” I know of.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back into the house.
A little later, she came out of her house again, went out to the mailbox again, opened it again, and then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, out she came yet again, marched once again to the mailbox, opened it yet again, and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To this she replied, “There certainly is!”
(Are you ready?)
(This is a beauty!)
(Here it is…)
In utter exasperation, she cried out, “My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!”
This past week has been a down time for my own brain as well. Having taken a little time off in order to “get away from it all”, I have not done much critical thinking myself. Thus, I have not put a lot of thought into my blog for today either. I decided, rather, to post a little humor in the form of a joke – one not requiring a lot of brainpower.
Therefore, with apologies to all blonde headed persons everywhere, here it is: the best “Blonde Joke” I know of.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back into the house.
A little later, she came out of her house again, went out to the mailbox again, opened it again, and then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, out she came yet again, marched once again to the mailbox, opened it yet again, and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To this she replied, “There certainly is!”
(Are you ready?)
(This is a beauty!)
(Here it is…)
In utter exasperation, she cried out, “My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!”