It’s been a busy week. In fact, my wife and I have just gotten in from a dessert mystery theater performance for couples at our church. It was called “A Chocolate Whodunit”; and it was a mystery involving a candy company and the kidnapping of a cow. We enjoyed the program as we tried to figure out who the guilty party was. In fact, it was a lot like when we all used to play the old board game titled Clue.
As I was trying to figure out the mystery, I thought about a story I had once heard involving a similar dastardly deed. I thought I would post it here tonight.
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands of little rainbow sprinkles.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:
"It looks to me like he's topped himself!"*
Uh oh, looks like I’m “guilty” of needing a new joke book! And quickly, too, because another one like that could be construed as downright “criminal”!
*SOURCE: http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/crime
/crime009.htm.
As I was trying to figure out the mystery, I thought about a story I had once heard involving a similar dastardly deed. I thought I would post it here tonight.
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands of little rainbow sprinkles.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:
"It looks to me like he's topped himself!"*
Uh oh, looks like I’m “guilty” of needing a new joke book! And quickly, too, because another one like that could be construed as downright “criminal”!
*SOURCE: http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/crime
/crime009.htm.