As I was trying to figure out the mystery, I thought about a story I had once heard involving a similar dastardly deed. I thought I would post it here tonight.
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands of little rainbow sprinkles.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:
"It looks to me like he's topped himself!"*
Uh oh, looks like I’m “guilty” of needing a new joke book! And quickly, too, because another one like that could be construed as downright “criminal”!