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CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

7/18/2013

 
In my summertime travels, I have found one thing to be fairly constant. Church signs everywhere tend to contain little single sentence sermons.  Now, many of these are quite humorous.  Others are more serious.  Most all are thought-provoking.  

In my blog today, I thought I would share a few of them. Enjoy...  
 
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited, 
until you try to sit in their pews. 

Many folks want to serve God, 
but only as advisers. 
 
It is easier to preach ten sermons t
han it is to live one. 
 
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, 
but bedbugs and mosquitoes come pretty close. 

When you get to your wit's end, 
y
ou'll find God lives there. 
 
People are funny:
they want the front of the bus, 
the middle of the road, 
and the back of the church. 
 
Opportunity may knock once; 
but temptation bangs on the front door forever! 

Quit griping about your church; 
i
f it was perfect, you couldn't belong. 

If a church wants a better pastor, 
it only needs to pray for the one it has. 

We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. 

God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you? 

Some minds are like concrete: 
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches. 
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 

Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. 

"
Stop, Drop, and Roll" won't work in Hell. 

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 

Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 

Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams. 

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. 
 
God grades on the cross, not the curve. 

God loves everyone, 
but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit'
over 'religious nuts!' 
 
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 

He who angers you, controls you! 

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! 

In prayer, don't give God instructions, just report for duty! 
 
The task ahead of us is never as 
great as the Power behind us. 

The Will of God never takes you to where the 
Grace of God will not protect you. 

We don't change the message, 
the message changes us. 

You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him/her. 
 
I saved the best one for last:  

The best mathematical equation ever seen: 
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. 
 
 
SOURCE:    Such collections of sayings are found on multiple web sites.  Example:  
http://thinkgodnow.com/gpage5.html.

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